I am soooo behind on memes. And now I have been tagged a grand total four times, who is popular then?
Way back, sometime when dinosaurs were stomping the plains, the lovely Jen tagged me for the um, doesn’t appear to have a name meme.
Jen hon, I am so sorry it took me this long, but actually, I have an excuse! You remember a few weeks or so ago, when you signed into WordPress, suddenly your dashboard looked totally different? And you went to post, and the entire format was strange and unfamiliar?
(If you are thinking right now that this hippy isnt good with change…got it in one baby!)
Well, I wrote out the meme. And then I went back to change something and *poof* it disappeared. I had flashbacks to my first ever WordPress post. Not pretty. But, least you think you have stumbled across Sarah Beans Blog, I will get to the point.
I didn’t do it. And then today, I see lovely Claire has tagged me for the very same meme, so here we go!
There are rules…but rules shmules, I always say.
What were you doing ten years ago?
Not sleeping. Crying. Wondering why I hadn’t left this baby that never stops screaming and sleeps for only 6.3 minutes at a time, at the hospital. Ah, those weren’t the days. Eventually she was diagnosed with reflux, and as long as we used the most expensive formula ever, she was much better. Well, much is pushing it.
What are five things on my to-do list today?
Lol, five! Um okay. Do the memes, wash my new hoodie so I can wear it again, because it’s so cold, clean the bathroom, take photos, vacuum the mat. Exciting times!
Snacks I enjoy (five? or just any? um, improvise Hay, improvise)
Mandarin’s, as long as they are seedless. Capsicum, especially orange and yellow. Cashew nuts. Cereal, dry, especially Nutri-Grain. And, now that I have crossed over into the veganside, I now live on these bad boys, cracked pepper flavour, of course.

(5?) Things I would do if I were a billionaire
Set up trusts for each of the girls that only they could touch, in case Mr Music and I went mad and wasted the lot.
Pay the mortgages/bills/debts of all our nearest and dearest, and buy Mrs G her women’s colony.
Buy some new camera equipment.
Buy that unschoolers Island.
TRAVEL, TRAVEL, TRAVEL. Put the kettle on, I’ll be round for a cuppa!
Places I have lived
Auckland, Papua New Guinea, Hamilton, Tauranga, Matamata…also known as Hobbiton.
Bad habits
Grumpiness, sarcasm, avoidance, staying up too late, drinking too much Coke.
Jobs I have had
Checkout chick, Child carer (ack, I love my kids, but the rest of em drive me up the wall- what was I thinking?), Childrenswear salesperson, Mother, Sandwhich artist. You may stop laughing, that is a valid job title at Subway. There are even exams. And I guarantee, I made the very best Subs, you have ever tasted, or your money back ;).
Right, that’s it. I am supposed to tag people, but as I said, rules, shmules.
Meme two, was an anniversary present from Monica over at Transplanting Me. Generous huh?

Heehee, she said porn.
What food do you consider the best ‘date’ food? In other words, what meal or food item do you think is the sexiest to eat in the company of someone you would like to look sexy around?
Um, soup=slurp, sub=not pretty, pizza=well, not sexy. Hmmmm. ooooh dessert. Like, um, a yummy rich chocolate cake, with hot fudge sauce and cream. Too much for one, so we’d have to share. And only one spoon. Oh well, Jack Mr Music doesn’t mind sharing.
What well known person would you like to share a meal with?

This guy. His Holiness, Tenzin Gyatso, The XIV Dalai Lama of Tibet. Questions, questions, questions, I have for this man! Like…were you really two when you were identified as the reincarnation of the XIII Dalai Lama, by passing a series of tests?(Because if so, I’m thinking little Miss is waaaaay behind!). No, seriously, I’d ask deeper questions than that…why does China suck so much?
What does your perfect breakfast in bed look like? (Food AND the details please. Candles? Music? Flowers? Hot tub? Dancing Girls?
What has hippy curious, is how does one fit a hot tub in ones bed? Is there bed/hot tub all-in-one thingees? Okay, anyway, I shan’t talk about breakfast in bed, because frankly I hardly ever feel like breakfast first thing, and definitely no in my bed. So….we live in an apartment complex in the City. Any city, let’s say, New York. I get up at 5:30am (this IS a fantasy, remember), and do an hours swimming in our indoor heated lap pool. After that I head into the city temple to do some Buddhist meditation. On the way back home, I pick up a soy cappachino for moi, and a mocha for Mr Music. When I get in, the scent of dairy free pancakes fills the air. Mr Music is just pouring over the berry coulis and smiles as he bends to kiss me. He says,
“A couple of messages for you, Sally (Mann), called and wants to know what you thought of the foreword she wrote for your book, (loved it!). And Jack (Black), wants to know if he should wear boxers or briefs to your photo shoot Monday, (Neither!).”
Sweet. *sigh*…..oh…..right! The meme. Ahem.
What do you consider the best application of whipped cream to be?
Before I crossed to the veganside, I would have said, atop my Starbucks white chocolate caramel mocha. Now I say, inside the cow.
Oh-God-No, Biff, the yacht is sinking! You are sent to the galley to retrieve the food. What luxury food items do you snatch first? The champagne? The caviar? The smoked salmon? Truffles? Chocolate? Or something else?
So many things wrong here. Why am I on a yacht? With a guy called Biff? Not to be judgemental, but Biffs aren’t really my type. And if its sinking, I am presuming there is a hole in it. And the galley is beneath the deck, so no way am I going down there! Why can’t Biff go down to the galley? Surely he can carry more?
Oh right. The actual question. Um, coke, I’d save the coke.
And that is meme too. Without the tags again. But if you want to do it, be my guest!
Meme three was passed onto me by the very sweet Teeni and is called The Fluff Five Meme.
What five things are in your bag?

Strictly speaking, my bag is more of a backpack, due to the fact that I need to carry nappies and wipes and what not around. A pen, cause you know, you always need a pen. A comb. We have loads of these, in every shade of pink and purple there is, and yet, this is the only one I have seen in months. A free sample of air freshener (how did that get in there?). Some gift vouchers for my Nan, whose birthday it was last week…um, it’ll get there soon Nan! And, of course, my camera is always in my bag. One never knows when one might run into Jack Black now, does one?
Five things in your bedroom
A bed. That’s a given huh? The tri-pillow is Mr Music’s. My mum gave me one when I had Kyla to help with feeding, and he nabbed it. Now he won’t sleep on anything else.

A television. I read somewhere that a television in the bedroom is not good for your lovelife. Given that we have four kids, a television is very good for our lovelife. Actually we never watch it. If I watch TV in bed I am alseep before the first ad break.

This name thingamee that Mr Music brought us many, many years ago, before we were wed. We have them for all the girls too, except Little Miss, must get onto that!

Gilbys bed. Brought the day before we picked him up. Of sturdy plastic, with holes for ventilation, and a couple of (hairy) blankets to keep him warm. Of course he doesn’t actually sleep on it. No, he prefers to sleep between Nature Girl and Wild Child, in the big soft double bed. Most nights, Wild Child ends up kissing the wall, and Nature Girl is hanging half out the bed, and there he is, stretched out, happy as larry? Do they mind? Nope, not a bit.

We don’t have a bedroom suite of any kind. It’s never seemed important. I do however have this one little bedside drawer table thing. It houses all sorts of crap, important stuff.

Five things you are currently into
Take a look at this, and see if you can guess what the first thing is…

Leading off that, I’ve also been reading a bit about Tibet and China, and wondering why the H-E-Double hockey sticks, my government has just signed a free trade agreement with China. Does no one care about what is right anymore? And the Olympics…don’t get me started!
Photography! Yeah, I know, you knew that. But, I have just learn’t (finally), how to do textures. So now, I am texture crazy, baby!!

Flickr! Oh Flickr. Count the ways that I love thee! I have a serious Flickr problem. I also have the best Flickr friends ever! And now that I also have my very own Flickr group, I spend even more time there. If that is possible. I even kind of blog there too. Seriously, if you don’t have Flickr, get it!
Sewing. Dare I even say it. But yes, Kyla wants to learn to sew, so I am too! Here is her very first hand sewn effort.

And yesterday we even brought a cross stitch to try. By golly, who thought cross stitch was easy?! Here is the two of us trying to work it out today.

Five things you have always wanted to do
Travel through Europe and the USA.
Swim with dolphins
Publish a book
Go to a concert - yes, that’s right, I’ve never been to one.
Get a tattoo….sorry Mum! I so want one, if only I could figure out what to get…
And, after an entire day, I have finally finished this post. If you made it this far, I admire you my friend.